I picked a winner

No, really.

I married a winning fool.

I think he bought a special phone that makes him win every. single. radio. contest. For reals. To date he has won:

• Lagoon season passport/one day pass
• Tickets to the RV show. Why did he call to win these you ask? No one knows. I don't think he even knew what he was winning. He just hears, call now! and he does. And he wins.
• Tickets to a concert that we couldn't go to because I'm not 21. That's what he gets for robbin' the cradle.
• A Newfoundglory CD and an entry to win a trip to Orlando. We didn't win the trip :(
• 2 tickets to the Thriller dance show Halloween night.

And this is just in the 7 months that we've been married. I can't account for the 23 years of his life before we met. I've never won ANYTHING! He's ruh.dic.u.lous.

At least I'm benefitting from his awesomeness...